1. Sarcasm is hard to convey in written form.
2. A family is a man's treasure.
3. Friends make the ride a little less rough.
4. A wife's smile is better than a thousand guitars.
5. It is easy to be rude.
6. It is easy to be offended.
7. It is easy to avoid conflict.
8. Tuck, from Tuck & Patti, is a genius; along the lines of Robert Fripp.
9. Xbox 360 is a fart you like to smell.
10. Duty can wear on you.
11. To work with your hands is the closest thing to magic we can come to.
12. What comes around goes around.
13. Yin AND Yang are both important.
14. Paradoxes must be. They provide the bridge to our sanity.
15. The love of money IS the root of all evil. It is. It is. It is.
16. I can be a pompous ass.
17. Never eat a whole box of Life cereal in one sitting....trust me.
18. Democrats are not evil.
19. Republicans are not evil.
20. I'm not voting for either one.
21. 90's hip hop is best.
22. What we are thinking, we are becoming.
23. Experience is to be respected.
24. Italian food is almost as good as Cajun food.
25. Mountain Dew is poison, but delicious, especially in Slurpee form.
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Dude, Life cereal is nearly as toxic to my bowels as a Beto's burrito. Life in the morning means eight-yard-dash in the afternoon.
nice list.
9. Xbox 360 is a fart you like to smell. a gem.
Tuck is amazing. I owe you for this knowledge. Also, he is cool looking.
I assume then that you are voting for Ron Paul. Throw-away-voter. (i kid. i voted for Nader in the last comedy of errors)
post more. teach less.
more hard fast rules
1. there is NO free sex.
2. no good deed goes unpunished!
3. winners write history.
I bet i can think of more, how about you? great list by the way.
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Yes, you can be quite pompous at times; usually rightly so ;)
"Friends make the ride a little less rough"-Tell me about it. I used to ride to work everyday with this guy I knew and it totally made my commute worth it. We discussed politics, religion, being pompous asses, and the joys of Mountain Dew and tijuana mamas. Now, he is teaching science to a bunch of kids while I had to make up imaginary commuting friends. By the way, John and Bill say hi!
swell. swell.
i can second the cereal advice. but if you must, don't use Cap'n Crunch...a box of that can reduce your hard palate to oatmeal.
blog on..
My favs...#2, 11, 22. #2 is going to end up on our blog with some family pics.
Has Voodoo gone the way of whodoggy?
Who are you to say sarcasm is hard to convey in written form!
I think you right.
Avoid the wheat chex cereal.
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